so in new news ive discoverd that all my friends are make beleive. im just a jackass that wishess i was queer so i could get chicks. but, its tricky to mope around, so i should shut up, take the right turn clyde and take the long way home. hell yeah, but im still going no where slow, the choice is yours, but i hope you die. go down and yummy down on this causes mamma say its a one way rang dang to liget your head up high and blow your brains out. i know wer are all knuckleheads, but whys everybody always picking on me? even with yellow fever, shes still pretty when im drunk. theres no rest for the wicked, even if she has no legs. boom. coo coo ca choo. three point one four of every person thinks a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
i am the coolest mother fucker in the world for that. all bow down to me.
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that cherry’s ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while I’m eating out down at the Seafood Shanty