omg wtf 2

I was eating liver cheese and applesauce in my room, when all of a sudden Kepa kicked my door open, fuming in rage and animal lust. I started to run for my WWII and ninja weaponry, but then his balls totally exploded right the fuck out of his pants. They were so smooth and shiny and bright, like the Glory of Heaven. I started shrieking and shrieking and dropped all my swords and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bladed knuckles to the floor.

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