You are an adult now, stop pissing on the seat, floor and wall.


When I worked for the Devil, I mean TeleTech I was never surprised when I went into the public mall type bathroom they had there to relieve myself and there was urine everywhere. In fact, I was kind of shocked when I DIDN’T see this. People there are generally young, dumb and/or just don’t give a fuck. It’s also a whole lot more anonymous about who did what in what stall since one bathroom housed many receptacles to deposit your waste in, which was also another reason I half expected there to be urine on the walls when I went in there.

All of that I understand.

What I don’t understand is how come at my new job (well not new, I’ve been here over a year already) where we have three bathrooms in this building, only they are single toilet one occupant (unless you throw a party), is it that every time I go to use one of them there is urine on the seat and floor. It never seems to fail.

In a setting where people can watch you leave the bathroom and know 100% that the mess on the seat and floor was definitively done by you as they enter why in the flagnog would you not clean up your mess? If I make a mess I ALWAYS clean it up. I mean I don’t want to be wiping someones urine off the seat before I can sit down to do what needs to be done.

So I guess this is my PSA to everyone out there. It’s half stolen from Wil Wheaton.

Don’t be a dick, clean up your shit.

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