White Trash Hobo’s hitting on me 2


So I’ve decided that I am going to update this thing more often, and more thoroughly then I have in a while. Why you may ask? Mainly for something to do while I’m sitting here bored out of my fucking mind on the graveyard shift, but also partially because I have this need to write about things. Things no one will really give a flying fuck about, but things I wish to write about none the less.

So it’s the morning on November 5th as I’m writing this and this girl who constantly comes in just came up to me and asked me a question. Here is a transcript of what was said (I had one of those typist like in a court room of which their proper name excepts me at the moment.)

Her: “So I have a question for you…. Do you have a girlfriend or anything?”
Me: “Nope, not that I know of.”
Her: “Oh, well I don’t know if you would want to but if you ever want to, I don’t know, hang out or something here’s my number”
(She hands me the ever classic napkin with her name and number on it)
Me: “Ahh, well all right then.”
Her: “Cause I think you are really cute and would like to hang out”
Her: “Do you have a number?”
Me: “Yes I do, here you go”
(I write my cell number down on a piece of paper)
She starts to walk away all giggly, then turns around and says
Her: “How old are you anyway?”
Me: “23”
Her: “Well I’m 30, not sure if that matters to you at all”
I didn’t really answer that question, but just gave her the general impression that it didn’t bother me. I have this little problem when a girl thinks I’m cute that I distance myself immediately for some reason.

She has two kids she told me, at least I think that’s what she said. She is very soft spoken and gets hard to follow sometimes. Oh, and here’s the BEST part. She is still married, but is in the process of a divorce. Man oh man I attract the winners. The last two girls I’ve been with where the same way. D was engaged and Melody was still married with THREE kids. Anyway, long story short, I’m not going to call her. Though if she does call me I’m not sure what I will do. She’s attractive and all, but the still married thing kind of gets me. I don’t much mind the having kids part, cause that’s almost every girl around my age these days. I’m also reluctant because I still have feelings for someone else.

Around 3:30am the girl above calls the bowling alley and I answer (since I’m the only person working the bowling department AND they make the front desk person answer ALL calls that come in). She says “Hi John(the name I go by at work, which is totally against my wanting) it’s Elizabeth, I was wondering what time you get home.” To which I responded “Around 9:30”. To which she retorted with “Oh ok well I will call you then..” then she proceeded to tell me a bunch of shit that don’t remember because a) I wasn’t paying much attention at the time, b) she tends to ramble on and I lose track of what she is talking about and c) it’s 3:30 in the fucking morning. People are lucky I’m nice in any way.


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