What the Hell – A constructive break down. 2


Avril Lavigne Performing What The Hell @ Dick ...

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First if you have not heard this song yet then click here to take a a listen (that was found using my GSF program, download it).

Fine, to make it easier for you (as if clicking a link was not easy enough?) here is an embeded version you can just click ‘play’ on.

Okay, so now let us break down this song a little for what it is.

You say that I’m messing with your head (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
All ’cause I was making out with your friends (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts whether it’s right or wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can’t stop ’cause I’m having too much fun (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

So in the opening of her new rock anthem she is telling us she is a triflin’ biatch and you have shitty friends.

You’re on your knees

Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

An epic pre-chorus that backs up our first thought. You are a little bitch that’s begging this cheating whore to stay with you.

All my life I’ve been good but now, woah, I’m thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about
If you love me, if you hate me, you can’t save me, baby, baby
All my life I’ve been good but now, whoa, what the hell

What… what… what… What the hell?

What the hell indeed Avril, what the hell indeed.

So what if I go out on a million dates (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You never call or listen to me anyway (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I rather rage than sit around and wait all day (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Don’t get me wrong. I just need some time to play-ay (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

So after your million dates is she going to come crawling back to you? hopefully not because at that point you could go deep sea diving in her va-jay-jay.

You’re on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

I’m pretty sure if I was on my knees, it would not be for begging. And I will be getting a whole lot of crazy, not just a little bit.

All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
You can’t save me, baby, baby
All my life I’ve been good but now, whoa, what the hell

La la la la la la la la… Woah… Woah…
La la la la la la la la… Woah… Woah…

It’s mentalities like this that spread herpes. Hopefully she cares enough to use prophylactics. Better yet, don’t. Also take massive drugs and alcohol while you are ‘messing around’ and be sure there’s a camera present, that will really show him you don’t care.

You say that I’m messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head
When I’m messing with you in bed

Whoa, wait one cotton-pickin’ minutes (which is ironically 48 seconds long). She likes messing with your head while she’s messing with you in bed? This song just turned a kink for the better, I think. All depends on WHICH head she is referring to.

All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell (what the hell)
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about (I don’t care about)
All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about. (if you love me)
If you love me (no), if you hate me (no)
You can’t save me, baby, baby (if you love me)
All my life I’ve been good but now, whoa, what the hell

La la, La la la la la la, La la, La la la la la la la

Oh Avril, you had me thinking for a second you where going to turn it around and this song would be ironic and it would end with you not being a cheating whore that fucks all this poor guys friends in some sick twisted revenge plot for an act he committed that was entirely made up in you bleached head.

Oh well, I guess I gave you to much credit.

This has been an episode of ‘lyrical breakdown’, I am your host jhorsley3 and join us again next time when we break down 3oh!3’s “Touching on my” and I explain to you how this song is a metaphor for life on the streets.


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