THIS IS TEH BESTEST IDEA EVAR!!!! 3


x jhorsley3 x: hi
saarrrrraah: Hello
x jhorsley3 x: hows the job?
x jhorsley3 x: and where are you working these days?
x jhorsley3 x: and hows the boy toy?
x jhorsley3 x: hows the fam?
x jhorsley3 x: the wife and kids?
saarrrrraah: Same place I have been working
saarrrrraah: I hate the job.
saarrrrraah: Boy toy is good.
saarrrrraah: The fam..is fine.
x jhorsley3 x: the pretzle place still?
saarrrrraah: and the wife and kids, they’re doing great.
saarrrrraah: Yes
x jhorsley3 x: HOWS MY CHILDREN???? DI DYOU EAT THEM YET?
x jhorsley3 x: wait, WTF did i jsut say?
saarrrrraah: I have no idea, I was just about to ask you that.
x jhorsley3 x: ive bcome in creasingly more insane thse last few days
x jhorsley3 x: it is increasing more and more every day
saarrrrraah: Oh yeah? Any reason why?
x jhorsley3 x: i dont know
x jhorsley3 x: but i realized soemthing
x jhorsley3 x: bear with me as i type it
saarrrrraah: Alright.
x jhorsley3 x: masterbating and crying is the greatest sensation of all time
saarrrrraah: Oh really?
x jhorsley3 x: yes
x jhorsley3 x: jsut think about it
x jhorsley3 x: your crying
x jhorsley3 x: you are sad
x jhorsley3 x: very sad
x jhorsley3 x: emotionaly sad enough to cry
x jhorsley3 x: and you are masterbating
x jhorsley3 x: giving your body the greatest of great sensations
saarrrrraah: hahah
x jhorsley3 x: you have two polor opposite emotions going at once
x jhorsley3 x: it slike the worlds best drug
x jhorsley3 x: totaly fucks with your head
saarrrrraah: How complicated
x jhorsley3 x: all you have to do is make yourself so emotionaly fucked up you cry, but can still horny
saarrrrraah: I don’t know if I could do that.
x jhorsley3 x: yo ucould try physicaly crying
x jhorsley3 x: but i dont think it would work as well
x jhorsley3 x: cause this whole theory works on the principal of being compeltely distrot
saarrrrraah: haha
x jhorsley3 x: i mean it really fucks with you
x jhorsley3 x: cause when you climax
x jhorsley3 x: your saddness subsides
x jhorsley3 x: but then
x jhorsley3 x: then
x jhorsley3 x: after the climax
x jhorsley3 x: you remember the saddness
x jhorsley3 x: and get even sadder because you are sitting there
x jhorsley3 x: naked
x jhorsley3 x: with your sexual juices all over your hand
saarrrrraah: hahha
saarrrrraah: wow
saarrrrraah: so amazing.
x jhorsley3 x: this should be in a book
saarrrrraah: Yes it should.
x jhorsley3 x: ‘THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SELF LOVE’
saarrrrraah: You should write that bookd.


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