Some of you may remember back November of 2007 I posted one of my famous random comics featuring Jesus on the pogo stick. It also featured a looming ninja in the sky, a funny looking robot vomiting red goo onto a helpless woman, a cyborg spinning a bowling ball, a gay volcano and a rip in the space time continuum. Oh yeah, and He-Man in the background calling upon his powers. This comic, or rather a random poster like image got mixed reviews from fans. Some loved it, some hated it and some didn’t care because it didn’t have Larry in it. On any account I love it still to this day. Not because it’s funny or anything but because I enjoyed drawing it. I spent a lot of time working the graveyard shift back in 2006 drawing this then colored it in 2007 to post as a comic during my infamous ‘come back’ where I was scrambling to find anything to post.
That’s all fine and dandy and all but let’s get to the real reason I am writing this here today. I found an image of the REAL Jesus on a REAL pogo stick! I’d like to think I was the inspiration for this and that I crafted the notion of Jesus on a pogo stick. I’d be wrong, but I would still like to think so and I challenge anyone to find an earlier rendition of said Jesus on Said pogo stick. If you accept the challenge you would need to find out from prior to 2006 when I created mine. I’m sure this will not be hard to do, but still if you can not or do not wish to then I win.
You see this right here on the right? ACTUAL imagery of the one and only Christian messiah on his trusty pogo stick. As we all know this was his preferred mode of transportation back when he was spreading the good word. He would just hop around the seas of Galilee, and in and out of the ladies hearts all while perched upon his pogo stick. It is said that he once hopped and stayed motionless in the air during a sweet ass air guitar solo for 2 and one half minutes before he and his pogo stick back slamming back to earth. Jesus did ride into Jerouseleum on a donkey, that was the name of his pogo stick. You want the real reason Pontius Pilate sentenced Jesus to death? He wanted his sweet ass pogo stick.
In the great words of Eddie Izzard “Blasphemy, blasphe-you, blasphe-every body in the room”