Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile
I’ve had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soonMy penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dnob’s itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clearOur syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mineGonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis.My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he’s ever seen
My scrotum’s painted orange and my balls are turning greenMy heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I’m dying of your love, my love, I’m your spirochaetal clown
I’ve left my body to science but I’m afraid they’ve turned it down
Sung by Graham Chapman of Monty Python.
Haha. Word.
Who wrote it?
my good friend Graham Chapman, you may know him from such movies as And Now For Something Completely Different, The Holly Grail, The Life of Brian abdthe Meaning of Life…he was also on a TV show Called Monty Pythons Flying Circus from 1969-1974….died of cancer October 4th 1989…
Your good friend eh? Well, that's cool. I like that song.
ok, so ive never met the man. but i can pretend! mt rodgers told me how to use my immagination! ok so i hated that show as a child, and hate it now.
yes, it is a very good song, it comes off of the Monty Python Sings CD, very good, pick it up
Mr Rogers
Hey now, no rippin on Mr.Rogers, he taught me how to tie my shoe's 😛
Re: Mr Rogers
my grandma taught me that, god rest her soul, and i still hate mr rogers
i think you are hot and i like you and stuff…but i am broke. hell i am a college student who is going to be a teacher so i am making long term plans to be broke…
but…but…its only $100…..:) im going to be an artists, so im planning on being broke too.
well then neither of us will ever be able to afford it…lol
it appears that way, damn
*pat pat*