So yesterday was the 4th. I took my nephew JT who is almost 9 to see The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Robert Rodriguez‘s newest kid’s movie.
On the surface this movie looks like it may be somewhat entertaining, but looks can be deceiving. This movie is a GIANT hunk of shit.
The special effects are like Spykids 3-d, so not very good. The 3-d is lackluster and ends up being obtrusive in the end to the movie by making most of the colours seem off. The kid playing Max seems to be just a little to homosexual. One of his lines is “It’s my dream journal, i put all my most precious dreams in it! I’m never getting rid of it EVER!”
George Lopez comes in to play George Lopez the school teacher (he’s not called that, but they might have well just called him George Loqez ’cause its not like he can act. Don’t get me wrong, hes a funny guy sometimes, but not a great actor)
Oh, and the kid playing Sharkboy has this little song and dance number about Max getting sleep, its just…extremely lame I guess is all i really want to say about it.
Anyway, the overall verdict is the movie is apiece of crap if you actually want to see a movie, but if youre 8 years old apparently it is good.
~dog faced boy.
haha
*it's my dream journal, i put all my precious dreams it it!* my god thats great. i have never heard a guy any age call something precious… with exception of lotr.
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And Maynard from Tool/APC, he says it alot. Then again, he's Maynard from Tool/APC.
~j
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some people can pull it off…
p.s. that icon does look like mike herrera.
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i thought so… and if it is mike, i am going to make so much fun of her for it.
~j
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guh! it's not like i made the icon because of mike, I made it because my husband looks so cuuuuuute! =P
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nice.. mike hererra has giant cooties.
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GIANT ones. now shes infected too.
~j
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we can only hope the cooties will spread… plague style.
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only in aperfect world
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sure sure, thats no excuse, you made it for mike, admit it.
~j
I could have told you that
yeah, i only went caus eof JT. And is that Mike Herrera in your icon????
~j
yah, but also my husband is on that icon derrrrr
and why oh god why did youre husband take his picture with Mike?
~j
that is totally no reason, pffffttttt such a cop out.
~j