United States

Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for Kate and William. Kudos on their love and marriage. My question is why do we care? The first reason why we shouldn’t is that they are royalty in England and NOT here in America. Furthermore, why does England still have a Royal family? […]

Why do we care about a Royal Wedding?

Seriously though, this week has not been awesome int he slightest. Yesterday I got so irritated and frustrated with EVERYTHING. I ended up watching the Zach Image via Wikipedia Galafanakis stand up on NetFlix and passing out by 9:30pm. I don’t know what it was, I think I generally just […]

It’s been one of those weeks

Today’s title sounds like a great title for a teenage novel! Throw in a sparkly vampire and some faggy werewolves and you got yourself an international hit! Wait, fuck, that’s already been done. Would you like an update on what I’ve been up to recently? Sure you would! You care […]

Vicodin, Porcelain Tears and crying girls.

I received an emial today from “FBI Director Robert S.Mueller 111″ in regards to a lump sum of money owed to me and to contact the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) in Lagos, Nigeria. It seems totally legit. Here, since it seems to legit (to legit to quit) I’ll […]

The FBI Contacted me…about Nigeria

Edward Leo Peter “Ed” McMahon, Jr. (March 6, 1923 – June 23, 2009) was a decorated war veteran, an American comedian, game show host, announcer, and television personality. Most famous for his work on television as Johnny Carson’s announcer and sidekick on The Tonight Show from 1962-1992, he was also […]

Ed McMahon portrait/tribute