Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris . It makes me sad that I missed Guy Fawkes day HereI sit eating a Wendy’s Baconater cheesburger (which I probably shouldn’t because it will kill […]
Sarah
So tonight was a magical night. Garmy Pants and I went and played pool at classic billiards. We played a total of 5 games, I won 3 of them. What’s totally fucking awesome about that is that all three of my wins where completely by default, him scratching on the […]
Pool, Bowling and Denny’s
So our janitor Robert quit tonight. Barbara had to do it all on her own, well I swept the lanes for her to help out, but that’s it. Also, last night I told her if she brought me Subway I would draw her a picture of the Evil Monkey from […]
Batman Sketch and so much more.
Sarah and Vern came in and bowled tonight. I changed Vern’s name to ‘Goofy Gus’, and I think that’s what I’m going to refer to him as from now on. So I was telling them when they where here, this little girl, probably no older then 9, came over yesterday […]
Goofy Gus and some annoying stuff.
First thing I want to say tonight is thank you to Sarah for getting me Jack in the Box and bringing it to me at work. Even though it took me an HOUR to convince you to go do it. ? Moving on. Elizabeth was here again when I clocked […]
Jack in the whoa I’m tired.
Around 7:30pm last night (Thursday) my boss calls me and asks if I can come in and work tonight because the other graveyard guy hurt his back. So here I am on my day off at work. I don’t really mind, cause its 8 hours overtime and I can use […]
November 11th, 2005 “I don’t think I’ll sleep much anymore”
Why is it that whenever I’m in the shower my hands will constantly wonder down and play with my genitals? Now that I think of it, this isn’t just a shower thing. Whenever I find myself naked my hands always go downstairs for a little halftime action. Feminine itch […]
November 8th, 2005 “I think I can I think I ...
First, there’s the subject of me and Sarah. This one I know a lot of you actually care about, but I’m hoping is far enough down the post that you will have gotten bored and stopped reading. I know, I’m a clever bastard. Here are some answers to questions you […]