Okay I don’t normally do this, BUT this made me laugh pretty fucking hard so I am going to post today’s Cyanide and Happiness comic strip from Explosm.net for all your enjoyment.
ranting
Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. So I received a comment this morning around 5:42am from someone who did not give their name on my Garret and Jns Ticket […]
No Love
Rules of fighting: 1) Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don’t bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight. So as to date I have had THREE calls from this casting director named Mike to audition for this movie that is going to be shooting up in […]
12april2008 – MOVIE MADNESS!!!
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone. Man I am excited! Today I get to pick up Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core for my PSP! If this is a perfect world I will get it and then my wife will go into labor, giving me a great […]
29march08 – Mrs Curry Rides again
Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. So I have some interesting news for you. I’m not sure what this means, but it was pretty […]
24march08 – the one where I was asked to be ...
According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. So seeing as I am super involved in world events I felt it pertanate to talk about this fiasco that is going on in Tibet. Has anyone else out there heard/read/seen about what China is doing? […]
20march08 – FREE TIBET
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair. It’s an odd position I find my self in. One that I am reluctant to […]
14march08-national steak and BJ day
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris’ fists is inside his own body So it’s been awhile since I have posted one of these. I’ve just been posting y2cl strips like a mo-fo. I am so many strips ahead it is awesome. […]
1mar08 – happy birthday to me
21jan08 Well shit on a shingle it’s been awhile since I have posted a blog. What has happened? Well I will make this brief for you. Kodi – We found out that 99.9% chance we WILL be adopting him Jakob – Is a smart stinker butt, and we love him […]