I find these amusing. I wanted to share. I hope you enjoy them.
Posts Tagged ‘random images’
Chuck Norris’ penis has a Hemi.
I will update more this weekend, I promise. Last night we decorated our living room for Christmas and it looks great (pictures soon).
I’ve done alot of work on the website, if you have a moment check it out.
Today’s random image theme is girls. All of these iamges made me laugh in some way. Enjoy…
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way.
So Here is my big fuck off post about the Great Kitsap Flood of 2007!!!!! I’ll throw it under an lj cut for you lj’ers out there.
And yes, I stole Dylan’s pictures to include here.
Yesterday when I got off work I went home and the misses and I took the kids up to my parents house because we had an apointment at West Hills Honda to discuss trading out of our Carolla into something cheaper. We told them all we wanted was something cheap, ran well and got good gas milliage and could lower our payments to the $150-$200 range. We worked with this cool guy names LT at first and then with this lady Macia who actually showed us the cars. I have to give LT credit, he didn’t try to puch us up on collar value to earn more money. He really did try to shows us only cars that would work and that where in the price range. Most of them being in the lower end of what would work not work us up and try to sell us a $14,000 car when we only needed and wanted a $7,000 car.
We found a little Mazda Protege that would work out decently well for what we wanted but it was a little above out comfort zone but still in the acceptable zone price wise. We decided to hold off on working through the numbers to see if we could find a car we liked better that fit our price a little better and what not. We thanked LT and Marcia for being great and not pushy and went on our way.
We made the horrible mistake however of stopping by the PARR Volkswagon dealership to see if they had any old Passat‘s or Jetta‘s we could get into for cheap. Well we worked with this guy named Alex, who was pretty cool. He was Russian and we ended up having dinner with him. He showed us some cars and we told him ‘Nothing over $10,000′ We edned up test driving this pretty nice 2002 Jetta that we really liked and we where told it would work with what we wanted.
Well, after waiting for 3 or 4 FUCKING hours for them to run some numbers, mind you we told them ‘our current payment is $310, we want the new payment $150-$200. If you can’t do that then we just need to go home because this is a waste of our time. We couldn’t even get a price on the Jetta because they just got it.
So after being there from 4:30 until after 9:00pm they give as an offer. Keep in mind we told them flat out ‘OUR PAYMENTS ARE CURRENTLY $310 A MONTH AND WE WANT TO LOWER THEM’ and ‘NO MONEY DOWN, YOU ARE GETTING A BETTER CAR’ They said they understoon this. I guess they did not.
Their returning offer? we give them $3,000 down, they give us $8,500 for our $14,000 car and we pay them $309 a month.
Take a moment to breath that in.
They did lower our car payment…one fucking dollar. Of course to do this we have to give them $3,000 down. I wouldn’t bee so ass hurt about this if we didn’t sit in their COLD AS FUCK dealer room for THREE FUCKING hours. We seriously felt ass raped with no lube. I honestly felt insulted at that point. We got up, said ‘yeah, that doesn’t work. AT ALL.’ and left.
I like getting new cars but I HATE the process.
I still want a Jetta though. Fucking Nazis.
Today’s Random Picutre Theme is Video Games and Cartoons…
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten
Today’s Random Picture Theme is Rascism.
As it turns out it really just ended up being Hitler stuff.
How fucking sweet is this? I told everyone the WHOLE time that it would be a GIRL. Y’all doubted me! Now only 5 more months to wait until she is here crying and keeping me awake all night. Man I can’t WAIT!
Kaylie and I where so excited last night that we couldn’t sleep. Not only did we find out that our new baby is a GIRL we also got a new laptop. The only down side was that I felt pretty crappy all day and went potty a TON. I feel slightly better today, but still pretty shitty (no pun intended)
I wonder what my kids will think in 15 years if they read all this shit that I am writting now? Will they think I’m funny? Or will I just be that wired old dad? In 15 years I will be 40 with a 20 year old Kodi, a 17 year old Jakob, a 15 year old Aeriona (that is our name as of right now) and probably a 10-12 year old Jaq (the name of our next boy. Well his name will be J N Horsley IV, but we are calling him Jaq. Or Four.) Hopefully I am still not working in Tech support for an ISP and have found a better job that supports the family. Maybe I will have published my book by then, hopefully it’s at least finished by then! I think finishing the story in 15 years isn’t to unreasonable. It has been in the works since 2001. Maybe I will have a best selling CD out by then from one of the bands I am in today and that will pay for everything. Or maybe, just maybe, I will get hit by a car and get a hudge settlement out of it.
–more And now for some Completely Random Images…
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
I don’t feel like updating. Just look at the pictures and be happy.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Friday Random Picture Day
So I found this really good artist the other day while searching the web. I stumbled upon his blog and found this little gem to the left here. J. Ho SketchBlog. He has alot of very nice illustrations and rants about everything from Dragon Wars to He-Man.
I’ll be honest, I just skimmed the blog, but the art is pretty and the rants I did read where very…ranty.
If nothing else he is worth checking out because he drew a Halo Kity.
Oh, and apparently he is an artist on the Simpsons.