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Rules of fighting: 1) Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don’t bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight. So as to date I have had THREE calls from this casting director named Mike to audition for this movie that is going to be shooting up in […]

12april2008 – MOVIE MADNESS!!!


  Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way. Yesterday was supposed to be a Damn The Cow practice to work on some stuff to record with but at the last minute Jeff dogged […]

27nov07 – this update was meant to be posted yesterday ...





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There are these guys bowling on 13 and 14 right now, fucking belligerent drunk bastards. Right now they are making some ridiculous toast to something I don’t understand and chugging a beer. It’s not really annoying or anything, just sort of funny. One of them has a blonde mop for […]

Fatness and bowling





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Why is it that whenever I’m in the shower my hands will constantly wonder down and play with my genitals? Now that I think of it, this isn’t just a shower thing. Whenever I find myself naked my hands always go downstairs for a little halftime action.   Feminine itch […]

November 8th, 2005 “I think I can I think I ...