janitor girl




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So my mother and I made no bake cookies before I came to work and I brought a bag of them in to share with my fellow employees. Jamie in the restaurant turned me down three times before finally accepting one after Pat the cook said “oh you made no […]

No Bakes Ghost in the Shell: The Blues Clues Project



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I don’t want to be single this Christmas. Does anyone want to be my pity girlfriend just for the holidays? All you have to do is have lots of pity sex with me and buy me Christmas gifts. In return I will have lots of pity sex with you and […]

Christmas and Gay Parking