Rules of fighting: 1) Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don’t bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight. So as to date I have had THREE calls from this casting director named Mike to audition for this movie that is going to be shooting up in […]
dog faced boy
Why is it that whenever I’m in the shower my hands will constantly wonder down and play with my genitals? Now that I think of it, this isn’t just a shower thing. Whenever I find myself naked my hands always go downstairs for a little halftime action. Feminine itch […]
November 8th, 2005 “I think I can I think I ...
So, I have a band Damn The Cow and a band Madame Blackout which make me happy. But for all the solo stuff I do, i go under the name Dog Faced Boy, which I absolutly love the name of, since I use that as my online persona anyway. But […]
*sad face*
place that quote and lets get married.