So I was sitting here, trying to fix my brother-in-laws laptop, transferring some files off my buddy Calvin’s PC to back up for him and trying to finish Friday’s comic thinking to myself ‘gosh dangit there’s a lot of computers on my desk’. Then I thought I should make a […]
calvin
To be honest, today was sort of bland. I worked out (a lot, my freakin arms hurt) and I took my son to therapy. y2cl wise today I finished the Alberto and Calvin bio pages. I also removed the right sidebar from the non-comic/blog pages to give them more rom […]
Today is Thursday.
I know, that title does not make a lot of sense…but the point is the wife and I went out drinking last night with Calvin and his wife Carley. We planned on going to the Manette but ended up at Our Place in Silverdale. It was nice to re-initiate Calvin’s […]
Party hardy in the guitar hero 3 nation
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe. So for my birthday my wife bought me 2 tickets to NoFx. We […]
14april2008 – honest to blog!
Rules of fighting: 1) Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don’t bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight. So as to date I have had THREE calls from this casting director named Mike to audition for this movie that is going to be shooting up in […]
12april2008 – MOVIE MADNESS!!!
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way. Yesterday was supposed to be a Damn The Cow practice to work on some stuff to record with but at the last minute Jeff dogged […]
27nov07 – this update was meant to be posted yesterday ...
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris . It makes me sad that I missed Guy Fawkes day HereI sit eating a Wendy’s Baconater cheesburger (which I probably shouldn’t because it will kill […]
6nov7 – Kill the CoPilot makes its First appearance
All I can seem to think about is Monday when I move and how happy it makes me. Then I also think about how poor I am going to be and it brings me right back down to where I normally am. I also think about all the problems that […]
killed by a psycho path is a warriors death
Man on the way to work I was thinking of a ton of shit I wanted to write about, but now that I am actually here and have a moment to sit down and type my mind goes almost completely blank. I remember some of it though, so I will […]