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Rules of fighting: 1) Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don’t bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight. So as to date I have had THREE calls from this casting director named Mike to audition for this movie that is going to be shooting up in […]

12april2008 – MOVIE MADNESS!!!


  Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way. Yesterday was supposed to be a Damn The Cow practice to work on some stuff to record with but at the last minute Jeff dogged […]

27nov07 – this update was meant to be posted yesterday ...



  Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris . It makes me sad that I missed Guy Fawkes day HereI sit eating a Wendy’s Baconater cheesburger (which I probably shouldn’t because it will kill […]

6nov7 – Kill the CoPilot makes its First appearance