So i just went to the bathroom to take a shit. And on my first round of bombings into the watery war zone my bombs went off target and hit the seat. It appears one of my bombers was a little to enthusiastic and jumped ship before i had seated myself on the toilet.
Of course i didnt know this until i got up and there was messy watery shit all over the seat, and subsequentialy my ass.
The best part of all this? On the way home from Dennys Jeff and I where talking about how funny it would be to get pulled over and just shit yourself. Then tell the cop THATS the reason you where speeding. Isn’t it ironic? don’t you think?
~dog faced boy