Princess Beth – A Poem

i put this in a cute british girls xmas card

there once was a girl
name Princess Beth
she ruled all the world
along side her imaginary chef
Beth was the nice type
all smiles and giggles
Chef like to torture
and watch people wiggle
Beth felt real sorry
for all the girls and boys
that had to endure
Chef’s torture toys
So one day it was raining
and she caught Chef off Gaurd
She knew he wasn’t watching
so this shouldn’t be hard
she raised her axe high
and smung it with a sigh
and off popped the head
of this imaginary guy.


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