so I have a WHALE of a fucking tail for you about my recent encounters with the so called “east coast.” It was a knockout fight to the finish on who would be standing at the end, and let me tell you right here and now… meh, I got nothing. To tired to think of anything else clever to hook you in on the story. Instead I will just let you see this as a teaser of sorts to what will be written tomorrow about my last two weeks, two amazing weeks of nothing but excitement, merriment and hectic-ness. Let’s just say some extremely large things are happening in the life of your favorite web blogger (or at least in my life) and I will have to let you all in on the news. Until then, tip your waitress and ladies, don’t forget to wipe front to back.