4:30 – Kepa kicks down the door, yelling something like I STUFF YOU DOWN PANTS.
5:12 – we play a playstation game about a dancing japanese man who goes through one horrible misfortune after another. he wants to get some work done and his office is blown up by an enormous sculpture of the world. he then wakes up in an ambulance, where you have to answer difficult questions or your genitals will be electrocuted by an electric shock. then you have to impress a woman in a red dress, who then tries to kill you with explosives for no apparent reason.
6:00 – felony homosexual assault on my person
7:00 – pizza
7:40 – more felony homosexual assault