Today is Adolf Hitler’s 121st birthday! So this asked my question, do you know where your Fuhrer is? Some say he was the Antichrist and pining for his revenge. I say he’s not pining, he’s passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
Ok, I know that was just a really lame way to put the Dead Parrot Sketch from Money Python into this post while referencing that it is 4/20 and Hitlers Birthday. I know, I know it’s all a bit pretensions, but look at the pretty drawing I did in 11th grade (that would be 1997-1998). It is pretty, yes? I think so. I got called a Nazi at school because of it. Keep in mind these people failed to realize that it was for a history project…on Germany…during World War II.
Moving on. Today has thus far been an interesting day for me. I am supposed to be at work at 6am, and it takes me about 30 minutes to drive to work. I woke up at 5:25am. Somehow I managed to get to work only about 5 minutes late WITH a shower, packing up my back pack for class tonight AND giving my wife and kids kisses before I left. And before you ask NO I was not speeding a ton on the way.