Hot chicks and slashed tires.


At work tonight Richie the guy who DJ’s at Hansen’s came in with Micah and some friends to bowl since it was Micah and this girl Holly’s Birthday. I would like to ad that Holly is incredibly hot, in fact I am completely comfortable in saying that she was so hot she is worth stabbing your own mother in the heart for. She was also a very nice and sweet girl to boot, I know this because I spent the entire time they where here talking to the group. I also found out that one of the girls, Cindy (who I inadvertently saw pissing, or pooping I’m not sure) shares a birthday with me. Good times (and great oldies).Another fun thing that happened to night is that Jesse (the guy who works in surveillance) had his tires slashed. Man people in Bremerton sure are upstanding citizens. Honestly who the fuck slashes tires?

Barbara is really nice, she is the coolest person ever! I swear! I’m so not writing this because she is standing over my shoulder (not literally) nor because I think her friend is cute and I wish her to say nice things about me to her. Nope, not at all, mmm mmm.

The next is written by Barbara.

I just want everyone to know John is full of shit and that he is a big loser with self esteem issues. He has a hairy ass and a small hamster like penis. He also smells like ass. By the way in case you were wondering this whole paragraph is going to be me talking shit about John so if you don’t like it skip this one. Also all that other shit that he’s said about me is not true he’s just an insecure little boy and it makes him feel better to talk shit about me. I’m really the nicest person in this whole bowling alley. O.k. back to my shit talking…. John is also an ass kisser. Also he is very lazy all he does all night is sit up here and write on his lab top. Which is so not fair I wish I could sit up here and do nothing all night. And last but definitely not least John is a crusty cum covered penis wrinkle.

That’s ok Barbara, you are a fat degenerate whore that double teams dudes for hot dogs and meth.

 

~j

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