Great Year of Our Lord 3

Today is Thursday August 19th, in the great year of our Lord 2010. What an odd statement. ‘In the great year of our Lord 2010’. Let’s analyze that for a minute. Break it down by section.

“In the great year”Who says this is a great year? How is every year a great year? Certainly some years are not so great as the others. Why not say instead: ‘in could be a great year, but I’m not sure, so we will have to see how this one plays out, but I’m trying to stay optimistic even though  this feels like a ‘the world is out to get me’ year’. That sounds like a much more plausible thing for somebody to be thinking.

“Of our Lord 2010” – Are we to assume that the Lord has only been around for 2,010 years? What about before that? Even those crazy Christian Science people think the world is at least a couple thousand years old. Are we to believe that prior to the year zero there was no God? Wouldn’t those years have been in the great year of our lord as well? Or where all those years kind of shitty so they weren’t great, they where just “in the shitty year of our lord 26 B.C.”
To go one step further on the crazy Christian Science people; WTF is wrong with you? The world is only 8 thousand years old? Are you serious with that crazy talk? Now I have my religious beliefs, and no I’m not an atheist or agnostic, but this is coming from the same group of small minded troglodytes that think the earth is only 6,000 years old. Here is their proof, Jesus riding a dinosaur. It’s FACT homie.
Jesus on a Dinosaur!

I actually own this book.

The end.

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