Here I stand
Upon this floor made of dance
Tried to squeeze out a wee little fart
Then shat my pants
Will anyone notice?
Will the smell protrude?
Will my homies gaze my way,
And say ‘what the fuck dude?’
Should I tell them the truth?
That theirs moist in my pants?
Or simply smile and stand
Upon this floor made of dance.
©2003 jhorsley3
well done
once knew a man from…well let's not got there, k?
he was talkin to this hot chick once…and let out a wee little fart…..no he didn't shit….but it still killed the moment…i laugh at him about that every chance i get. and now i laugh at you. HAHA!
Re: once knew a man from…well let's not got there, k?
lol
you've fallen into the comic stereotype of giving men no lips and women getting shiny red ones. but my lips are the same color as hers. i want to become a comic artist so i can draw people realistically. that will fix them.
and then you will realize that when you draw men with red lips like that they look really really really really gay and think better of it.
~j
I like how you made me look like a man.
I do the bes ti can with what I'm given. 🙂
~j