Works in Progress

Whoa, there’s an In Touch magazine up here at the desk and I was just looking in it, and besides the ridiculous Angelina/Jennifer phony feud over brad bullshit there’s a picture of Ashley Simpson from her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas. First off since when is she of age? […]

November 12th, 2005 “my ass itches, and my ass i ...

Man Monday through Wednesday are fucking busy days for me. I’m at work 1am to 9am, then I go home and have until 4:30 or so to sleep then I have to get up and go to school Monday and Wednesday and on Tuesday I come back to the bowling […]

November 9th, 2005 “My Back Hurts”

Why is it that whenever I’m in the shower my hands will constantly wonder down and play with my genitals? Now that I think of it, this isn’t just a shower thing. Whenever I find myself naked my hands always go downstairs for a little halftime action.   Feminine itch […]

November 8th, 2005 “I think I can I think I ...