dylan thinks im trying to make moves on sam and sarah. how funny. i only know them on lj. i dont even know their last names(well i know sams cause dylan made the joke sam pees) nor do i know how old they are. dylan is a funny mother fucker sometimes.
and kate.
actualy, she invited me nigga.
THAT'S CAUSE SHE COULDNT RESIST YOUR GAME, WHAAAAAAAT.
I'm putting the moves on every single living entity on my livejournal list, effective immediately.
start with me
I'll need a mental picture of you first. What are you wearing?
nothing but tube socks, a houlter top and a thong
Shit, that's the same thing I was wearing.
I changed to a long-sleeves shirt and jeans. The crotch is cut out, as is the style in Germany at the time.
Hands up! Who likes the tea bagging?
TEA BAGGING IN THE HIZOUSE!!!!
Who else? This is grade-A teabag, people.
grade fuckin A, get in on it y'all
Hmm… I guess everyone's asleep or bashful.
Looks like it's just you and me.
excellent
Well, get comfortable.
This whole process is pretty amazing, so try to brace yourself mentally.
yes, i run such a smoooooooth game, all the girls just fly to me, look at them now, whoop there goes another one.
my friend confessed she passed the test, and we will never sever
you pimp.
A friend with breast and all the rest, A friend who's dressed in leather
excellent, placebo rocks
Connor…now you know my last name…and I am 16.
sarah connor? like in terminator? thats hot. i guess now i cant make excusses. lol i love doing things to annoy dylan, its fun
whatevah, you know you want them.
hah, im vern. hi.
hello vern. im j, or jn, or john, or john john, or johnny or one of another thousand names
fuck, i wish i could have a name like that. calling someone "v" sounds….pretty stupid.
1) would you ever do a goat if it asked you to?
2) what is your dream in life?
3) what kind of milk shake do you like?
1) is their money involved?
2) being a writer.artist
3) chocolate/penutbutter
j
no money
and i like peanut butter ones too. but my other choice is pineapple…lol
well no moeny, then hell no, hehe
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Peanut butter and chocolate.
Hell yes.
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thats not a question, lol
j
could be ^^;
then YES!
si?
1. If you could be any super hero, who would you be?
2. If you could do anything in the world right now, what would you do?
3. What are you thinking right this instant?
1) probabaly Batman, cause he NEVER loses
2) publish a book
3) kill bill is goooood(just watched it)
j
1) Will you kill me if i hand u a blade ?
2) Do u like to run naked in the rain ?
3) Have u ever tried to licked ur nose by tongue ?
LOL GOSH I ASKED U A WEIRD QUESTION. I AM JUST CRAZY LIKE THAT : )
1) depends, is the blade FOR me to kill you? or a present?
2) sometimes
3) yes i have, and i almost made it
j
1)AM I going to see you any time this summer??
2)If so, will there be lots of booty? Er, at least makeoutage?
3)Also, will I be given the priveledge of smacking your ass?
You know my questions rule.
1)i hope so
2)lordy jesus yes
3)oh god yes
That's what I like to hear.
Hell yes.
1- What is your favorite city? One that you have been to, and one that you would like to go to?
2- Do you believe in fate, love at first sight, and/or miracles?
3- What is your greatest ambition?
Hehe, I ask everyone the same questions. =P
1) seattle, and i would like to visit Tokyo
2) yes
3) to one day solve world hunger, or be a renowned writer/artist
j
ps and that was really 4 question, but ill let it slide
No way! That was only three. =]