It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
So yesterday Kaylie and I had court for Jakob over custody and visitations with his DNA doner. As you might remember (assuming I wrote it in my blog) Kaylie and I met up with Donald on Monday the the 19th to go over what was going to happen in court so we didn’t have to spend hours there negotiating and basically wasting time. Needless to say both Kaylie and I got very irritated with him. That’s fine though, he want’s to be a dick, we can be one back even harder. If he is late, no visit. His driver can’t show proof of insurance or drivers lisence? No visit. He calls cause he can’t make it for a Monday visit? We will not reschedule. He can’t get a ride to pick up Jakob? No visit. Fuck being anything that resembles nice to him.
All I will finish this with is I keep good records.
Fuck the bozos.