It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion. So yesterday Kaylie and I had court for Jakob over custody and visitations with his DNA doner. As you might remember (assuming I wrote it in my blog) Kaylie […]
Daily Archives: November 27, 2007
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way. Yesterday was supposed to be a Damn The Cow practice to work on some stuff to record with but at the last minute Jeff dogged […]