So the most awesome thing happened last night, Calvin told me that him and Carly are finally going to get married!! Then he asked me if I would be his best man! I mean I knew he was going to ask me to be his best man at his wedding because he has been telling me this for years, but for it to actually happen, it still surprised me and makes me really happy. This probably sounds extremely gay but fuck you homophobes he’s my best fucking friend and I’ll sound gay about it if I want! Now I just need to figure out what kind of bachelor party to throw for him, a question that’s been on my mind for about three years.
So here are the happenings of work tonight. Romeo came in and gave me a bag of Lumpia that his wife made (This is sweeeeeet cause I love lumpia). I ordered a French dip because I was S to the T to the arving and when I took my second bite, full of au jus I was leaning over the plate not to drip it everywhere and apparently I was to far horizontal because some au jus sauce went up my nose via the inside tract. This is the weirdest thing I’ve experienced in a while. I also took a shit the size of Antarctica.
I have a special treat for all of you coming up, something I think you will all really enjoy. I need to decide how I want to post it, so stay tuned.
Thank you but I don’t do this for applause, I do it for cash. It’s much better that way. ~Eddie Izzard
and now I sleep.