14april2008 – honest to blog!


Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

So for my birthday my wife bought me 2 tickets to NoFx. We wanted Calvin and Carly to come with us. The show is now sold out and tickets are selling for up to $200 each. What The Fuck.

This is NoFx, a punk band! Punk kids don’t have $200!

At work they are letting me stay until 5pm each day this week to make up some hours from the last 2 weeks that I missed. That’s pretty cool and all, but today I have this project of ‘testing network cards’ which once I’m done I go home. It wont take long, but it still sucks. Oh well, work is work right? Only problem is I am super tired and my tummy is rubmling with gas bubbles, making today very uncomfortable. Top that with my wife contacting me to let me know that Kodi is nto listening and driving her crazy. Can I just become a published author/artist that makes enough money to support my family from home so I DON’T get calls from my wife upset with our kids?

Don’t get me wrong, I love it when my wife calls me. But when the kids are bad, and I am here and can do NOTHING about it, it makes me sad. Because I know they are good kids, I know they can listen, but for some reason both Kodi and Jakob pick when I am at work to be little shits for mommy. This makes speeping medication look very appealing to me.

You know, I never did fully update through blog about my hospital trip. Oh well, go read the comic strip if you want to know what happened.
Kaylie made me a follow up appointment to get looked at and I ended up getting an ultrasounds done on my shoulders. It wasn’t the test my doctor wanted done, but it was something for them to try and help me. I hope they can.

Also, I would like to note that to date I have NOT taken any of my ativan.

~the revenge

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