Chuck Norris neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.
Dumbledore prefers his fudge well packed
I can’t honestly say it surprises me. Let’s hope she doesn’t out Snape for being a pedophile next.
Publicity stunt? Attack against god? Or just a joke?
On any account, I say good job Miss Rowling! Maybe you can do your fans a favor and write some SLASH for him! (but really, please don’t. And if you write slash, do the world a favor and stop. Just stop.)
You know, I always thought Snape was gay…but then again he's english, Gaydar doesn't work in that country.
-)
why would snape be gay? he was in love with harry potter's mom.
I didn't read the books, so I didn't know that….thanks for ruining the next movie for me…
Just Kidding.
-)
it's ok, no one expects you to know the inner workings of the Harry Potter universe.
I would have suspecting Snape to be a switch hitter myself.
and if you really want the next movie ruined for you…Ron's really a girl.
your welcome, i thought it was obvious, even from the movies, because he was always annoyed at harry potter being just like his dad, and he seemed resentful in a way that alluded to his love for Mrs. Potter… but I'm just intuitive like that… about harry potter, only, sadly…
Snape having an awkward homosexual advance rebuffed by Jamie Potter could also be just as plausible a reason for his aversion for the Potters.
-)
touche (i hope that's how you spell it, my spell check is telling me it's wrong and suggests that im thinking of "douche"… i think it's a lack of hyphenation)
he would be gay because he likes boys.
didn't you know that Lilly was actually 'Larry' until she had a sex change. James was really 'Jamie'.
It's a big cover up.
It's all in "Harry Potter and the Dick in a Box"
that doesn't make any sense, where would harry come from if Lilly was actually a man?
it makes perfect sense…
that means EVERYONE in the book is gay….
kinky.