10/21/2007 – Dumbledore the Fudge… 11

Chuck Norris neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.

Dumbledore prefers his fudge well packed
I can’t honestly say it surprises me. Let’s hope she doesn’t out Snape for being a pedophile next.
Publicity stunt? Attack against god? Or just a joke?
On any account, I say good job Miss Rowling! Maybe you can do your fans a favor and write some SLASH for him! (but really, please don’t. And if you write slash, do the world a favor and stop. Just stop.)


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