09/26/07 – Gaylo THREE!!!! 16


I just couldn’t help but post this wonder set of reviews for Halo 3. With all the hype for this game, it makes me laugh hard in my tummy to read this. One thing I did notice when I was at target last night was that there where SIX FUCKING ROWS of Halo 3, at 5:00pm. So no CHANCE of it selling out. Yet there where only two(2) copies of Knocked Up left in the store. Think about it.

Taken from Joystiq.com

“Just like that girl you dated in college, Halo 3 has some issues.” (5) “This game might not be everyone’s cup of tea, despite the immense hype machine surrounding it.” (4) “No one aspect of the game is life-changing on its own” (1) and “anyone would be hard pressed to call it mind-blowing.” (1)

“It’s genuinely disappointing to note the number of missteps in the single-player campaign. (7) “The campaign … is Halo 3’s weakest point. It doesn’t capture the cavalier spirit of the original Halo.” (5) “The gameplay doesn’t stray too far from Halo 2.” (6) “Rather than trying something new, it sticks to the run and gun formula of the first two.” (9) “Everything is now pretty much a known quantity … and a bit of going-through-the-motions gameplay numbs the excitement ” (1) “To be honest, it begins to feel a little rote and by-the-numbers by the halfway point.” (8) “Others might criticise the developers for a lack of new ideas.” (3) “It doesn’t hold any big surprises for fans of the last two titles.” (1)

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So…I watched “Reaper” last night, you know the new show directed by the ever talented Kevin Smith…I wasn’t impressed. It sucks to be dissapointed with a show when you had high hopes. Actually, I didn’t have that high of hopes because the plot just seemed contrived to me. I did however hope that it being directed by Kevin Smith might make it berable, but sadly I was let down. It had it’s moments, oh yes it had those. But all in all I have to say this show get’s a real big ‘who gives a fuck?‘ from me.

Next on my hit list today is…well you. Let’s talk about YOU for a moment. Do you have anything YOU would like to tell me before I start this? Hmmm? Nothing about the other night? Alright then, YOU just sit there and hold tight, when YOU feel like talking I’m here. I might rip YOU a new asshole, but I’m here. And remember, just because YOUR an asshole and I’m a dick does not mean I’m going to fuck YOU.

~j


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